… You know I love you & think you are really hot
… You know I love what you wear
… You know I love your hair with its feathers & charms
… You know I love your music
…You know I’ve loved being able to watch you on Idol every week
… You know I’d love to sculpt you ....no that isn’t a euphemism ;-)
But…..sorry…..your book really sucks !
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LOL, not such a good author then! ;o))
ReplyDeleteI owe you an email...I'm slacking badly!
Michelle xxx
ROTFL
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great post!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Thanks for this.:D
ReplyDeleteToo funny! My 89 year old Mother fell for him on American Idol and really wanted to read his book. I have purchased it for her and she is in the process of reading it. I think it is so funny. The next book lined up for her is Kieth Richards Life. She will learn too much this month!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL Jayne xxx
ReplyDeleteLong time no see, old friend :). A little bird told me you are celebrating your birthday this month?
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I think Steve Tyler rocks but most rockers can't write anything except songs :)
Glad you all got a smile out of it :-) After shelling out almost $30 for it I wasn't smiling lol
ReplyDeleteMichelle ....no worries...I am as bad lol.
Patty...not sure what your Mom will think about it..not the tamest of books that's for sure...and definitely a load more raunchy than he is on Idol. She will maybe learn more than she wants lol
Susan I think you are right...I was kinda hoping he had little to do with the writing off it...such a disappointment.
And yes the little birdie was right...'tis my birthday tomorrow :-) I must sort out a giveaway soon.
LOL :D Ive missed your humour.... and your birthday a few days ago, oops (I was on holiday, so had a good excuse) Belated Birthday hugs mate (((hugs))) x
ReplyDeleteHi Wendie...I've been busy as well...and on holiday again lol. Thanks for the birthday hug xxx
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